 
  Current Reactions
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  I wasn't drinking and galloping officer, I swear... hic... you got the wrong pony! 
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  I'm a horse! And you're a pig!! See what I did there!? 
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  You dont know who I am? LOL, Its Me! Sara Jessica Parker! Have a look at my IMDB page 
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  After looking at these photos, I still don't know if we are in the presence of Sarah Jessica Parker or Camilla Parker Bowles 
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  Mister Ed thought it was a great joke to plant child porn on Wilbur's computer.. 
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  An apple everyday keeps the horse doctor away. 
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  Every day...I've got to ticket a laughing jackass! 
 
    
  
I wasn't drinking and galloping officer, I swear... hic... you got the wrong pony!