Better to have your c*ck sucked than a c*ck that sucks. - Confucius

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  Better to have your c*ck sucked than a c*ck that sucks. - Confucius

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  Wait... I thought I said "Elephants like peanuts." PEANUTS!

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  My c*ck wants a peanut!!!

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  "I have the weirdest boner right now..."

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  SEX

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  Yea, but wait until it shoves those peanuts in his a**

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  I'm hung like an elephant trunk

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  Have you ever kissed an elephant on the trunk?

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  My dick whats a peanut!!!

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  William Scott Penn had a drunk one-nighter with Ella and now she can't get enough!