 
  Current Reactions
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  HO HO HOE. 
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  I've got a present for you... In my pants... 
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  Santas Sportin' A Yule Log 
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  "You know what I want for Christmas, girls?" **SLAP** 
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  Santa so baaad boy 
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  Why don;'t you have a lick of Santa's Candy Cane? 
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  yup Santa loves cookies! 
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  Сисьге 
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  Poor Santa. His eyes must be failing. 
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  Looks like Santa REALLY loves the children ! 
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  Who wants to clean the chimney? 
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  And Santa isn't even looking at the hot one. 
 
    
  
HO HO HOE.