Hey sis, that horndog guy left something white on your lips. No, the other side.

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  Hey sis, that horndog guy left something white on your lips. No, the other side.

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  ...And and think these two babes here on the beach ratted me out... Yeah, that's right. She's here right now and she's saying that I knocked her up! WHY? I have no idea WHY!

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  getting a ticket for carrying a concealed weapon

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  "you musn't lie Pinocho"

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  What am I in Europe?

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  Is that a cellphone in your pocket? Oh... No... It's not

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  Here is another one giving me her number. Man, today, I am meeting more women than I can handle. Get over here quick mate!

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  Think he got a little bit too happy lol

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  I'll erect a tent here I think

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  i now see why shes sticking her toungue out

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  Excuse sir is prohibited have a erection in the beach, here you are your ticket!

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  Mic testing.

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  Why wouldn't you SIT DOWN at that point!! LOL

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  "Look Doctor Hartman, You said the viagra took 12 hours to take effect. I have literally just swallowed it. This has ruined the day for both Janine and myself........... What? What would coming to see you do?..... A fat nice with acne you say? it might work...... You know what, me and Janine are going finding a hut or something"

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  Think he got a little bit too happy lol

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  Excuse me sir, there is no camping on the beach.