 
  Current Reactions
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  It doesn't matter how much she drinks, she still will not want him. 
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  yesssssssssss drink my precious 
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  She will need to drink the WHOLE WIDE WORLD to want you, bud. 
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  she's gonna need a bigger glass 
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  *Heavy breathing* 
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  "want me yet?" "not even close" 
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  I've been drink'n all day..... and I still don't want ya. 
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  Good God, man, she'll die of alcohol poisoning before that ever happens! 
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  what's with the t shirt swap? 
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  IT'S A TRAP 
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  OMG I HAVE THAT CUP 
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  That's no man, that's a space station. 
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  Strategy 
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  Thaaats right.. Just keep doin that until you can get on top of me willingly.. *Heavy (fucking) breathing* I am your father. xD 
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  there are fucking roofies in the beer xD 
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  I'm doing the best I can!!! 
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  drink drink...i'll wait here... 
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  Bad T-shirt advice...she'll end up in the hospital 
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  Yeah, almost there! 
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  HE ACTUALLY IS THINKING ABOUT IT 
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  "You're my boy, Blue!" 
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  she's gonna drink till she dies 
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  my t-shirt says it all. OH YES MY VIRGINITY WILL BE GONE! 
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  ok, keep going 
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  Why isn't this helping??? 
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  drink drink...i'll wait here... 
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  ...and a bit more 
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  WTF HIS NAME IS BLUE 
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  THE MAN IS JUSTIN BIEBER! same face! :D 
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  MORE!! MORE!!! EVEN MORE!!!! 
 
    
  
It doesn't matter how much she drinks, she still will not want him.