Yes officer, this is the most recent photo i have of my kids why do you ask?

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  Yes officer, this is the most recent photo i have of my kids why do you ask?

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  Giant Pedobear, you're cleaning this up. Now!

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  There's no way I'm give you your deposit back on this apartment!

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  Childproofing 101: Way to keep the dangerous household substances out of the reach of the kiddies! Is there a stepladder to the medicine cabinet too?

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  For Sale.

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  I swear it wasn't me...

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  Ok, sis. We're all greased up and ready for action!

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  This house is not child-proofed at all - lots of glass......and paint

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  mommy we finished painting the living room

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  Ok boys lets go to daddy's car and see who can scratch off the most paint with these keys.

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  yes you would asshole

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  looks like one of my childhood photos...classic

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  ugh, incest...

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  Dad Had a Good Night!

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  Hiii Mommy!!! Look What Im Painting!!!

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  What orgy officer?

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  look what i did, mom!!

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  brazzer

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  they will tell ya how not come for a really long time!

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  mommy tom made a poopsy!!!!!!!

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  "Hear me out Mom...I kinda think this was a little bit your fault..."

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  Please tell me it's paint..

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  I did that once on our new papered wall. my dad hit his fist in the wall, the wall and hand broke.

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  theres a penis on the child to the rights head!

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  james do you play with the heroine

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  its over... its ALL OVER

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  I love you mommy

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  please, may i whip your kids?

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  NEVERMIND THAT!! What is that glass table doin there in children's room????

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  Pedo bear was hear

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  Perfect reason for a condom.

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  Oh,,,,,,,We Thought It's Our Milk,,,,,,But It Taste Even Better

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  OH SHIT! NEW GENERATION CUM!!!

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  Hey kids, I'm sorry i missed

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  That made them JIZZ IN THEIR PANTS

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  mommy tom made a poopsy!!!!!

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  next time - use condom

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  NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE TV!!!

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  hope they ate some, little shitheads. -.-

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  Daaaamn...Murder the kids....NOW!

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  That house is f**ked up.

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  The vacuum cleaner is already out. I'd vacuum those bratts.

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  Satan made me do it !

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  а мы в ремонт играли))))

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  ohhh..so thats where Daddy hides the funny white stuff..

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  Where the hell its Hobbes?!