up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, is very easy honey

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  up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, is very easy honey

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  "So when he squirts, your glasses will offer protection..."

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  Here sweety mommy will show you

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  Don't forget to cup the balls.

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  Mommy, is that what they call a woody?

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  teach em' while there young

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  that is actually the princess of Norway.

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  Remember: Firm grip and work the tip!