These are the rules new brother... First, any diamonds that you find are mind and, second... Keep your hands off of my goat!

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  These are the rules new brother... First, any diamonds that you find are mind and, second... Keep your hands off of my goat!

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  Mommy, just one question? Have you and daddy been gambling with the British tourist again ?

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  Mommy, why is this tourist kid wearing your shirt?

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  Wait...what the...MOM!

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  HUH? HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP?

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  I'm guessing that you are not from around here are you fellow?

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  Wife-O-mine, we are making LOADS of cash with this take a picture with Africans idea of your.

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  Mom, Dad, that's NOT funny! Look what David Blaine did to my sister! I'm calling the lawyers!!

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  You lost boy??

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  this honky cat be trippin'

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  Cheeessseeee... wait... who are you?

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  Eminem!!

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  Guess who's adopted

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  hes like"DAM A WHITE BOY!!!!"

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  Alone in the dark.

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  What you talkin' about Willis?

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  We have to tell you something... you are adopted...

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  Oh God!

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  winnie the poo face

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  What do you mean I'm adopted??

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  see I KNEW dat b*#ch bangin Eminem

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  Its the African Brad and Angelina starting to adopt foreign kids.

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  hahahah lmao

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  Hell...My mom is in trouble ...

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  but you have the eyes from your father, sweety!!

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  What the F**K happened to your face?!

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  His first word was "cracka".

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  One of these is not like the others

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  Wife-O-mine, we are making LOADS of cash with this take a picture with Africans idea of yours.

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  Wtf Is white boy doing here huh!

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  And you're sure you didn't mix up the kids at the park?

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  Oh God!

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  EMINEM DID COME FROM A BLACK NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!!!!!!!!

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  see I KNEW dat b*#ch bangin Eminem