So wife, who told you that I was at the beach with two horny babes? Lies! All lies!!

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  So wife, who told you that I was at the beach with two horny babes? Lies! All lies!!

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  Crap and just when I was about to go with those two babes for a shag in my new blue beach house.

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  I finally tracked you down you skinny jerk! You knocked me up!!

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  Go ahead, make your call to your lawyer, but you are coming with me and YOUR BABY! And here is a list of my demands!!

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  cock blocker strikes....

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  BONED :D

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  Looks like he's getting a ticket for having a boner?
  
  
  What kind of fucking beach IS this???

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  yeah im right by the blue house, oh you'll see me.

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  It happens...

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  teeny,teeny hardon ...ah hahaha!

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  stiba

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  With a sundial like mine, who needs a watch?

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  Looks like he's getting a ticket for pointing.

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  he was looking at the two chicks in the bikini

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  She's not looking @ the papers. '_'

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  Fanny pack

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  Wow! You were right! Putting it in front makes ALL the difference!

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  boner donor

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  ~Yes, that's right doc that damn viagra was too damn strong...~

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  Woman: "Don't point it's rude!" Man: "Awwww :("