And, that is as close as Horny Smurf is going to get to any hot booty tonight.

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  And, that is as close as Horny Smurf is going to get to any hot booty tonight.

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  LOOK LOOK EVERYONE, I'M GETTING MAH SNIZZLE NIZZLED! YEAH! YEAH!! SAY MY NAME!!!

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  Got my hair cut, got new pants, got my collar turned up and I am on the dance floor with my bottled beer!!! I am too cool! YUP!!

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  Bitch spilled my beer! Am I gonna have to choke a nigg up in here?!?

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  once he went black, she never came back...

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  I guess his not used to a black booty
  

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  GET ON MAH PEHNEEES!!!

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  Let this be al lesson: Alwayse look both ways before you grind.

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  LOOK OUT THERES A JELLY DONUT TRYING TO RAPE U!!!!!!.....wait no that just some fat dude

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  COOL FACE: you're doing it wrong!

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  Jager bomb!

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  Guy in blue... YOU SUCK!!!

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  "Hey son, are you watching this? This is how you get a girl, take notes"

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  SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

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  wow YOU PEOPLE and your comments.....i just love how there's so much racism in the world TODAY in 2010...keep the comments coming *Sarcasm*

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  dutty wine do the dutty wine

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  WHO WRITES THESE COMMENTS, YOU IGNORANT IDIOTS.

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  Russian BIDLO or something...

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  Jeff was a tad alarmed when his fly turned out to be magnetic.