There are two rules. First... no kids in the house. Second... KEEP YOUR NASTY STREET WALKER SHOES OFF OF MY HARD WOOD FLOORS!!!

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  There are two rules. First... no kids in the house. Second... KEEP YOUR NASTY STREET WALKER SHOES OFF OF MY HARD WOOD FLOORS!!!

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  Very nice, but, no thank you miss, we're on duty. Now, we received a report about your little kid wandering around in the neighborhood alone. Is that true?

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  how dare that baby leave her mom inside like that

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  .... KNOCK KNOCK!!! .... My mommy sent me over to borrow a cup of sugar.

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  OK mommy, It's time for your friends to leave. Get the cash and wrap it up. Sponge Bob is about to come on.

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  TIME!! Babysitter officially on break!

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  Pearl is here for the rent lmao

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  Parent of the year award

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  O.M.G! There's a KILLER baby outside your!!!! RRRRUUUUNNNN!!!!! .....or just have sex. That works sometimes.

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  "Please mommy, let me back inside! I promise I won't puke on your stripper pole again!" D:

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  V-for victorious picture spoiling baby!

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  Classy.

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  That's why there called hard wood floors

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  Yet another Mama for Obama. White trash cunt!

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  I Love YOU THIS MUCH

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  ITS A TRAP!!!!!!

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  baby? where? oh.

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  And the winner of Sucky Mom of the Year award goes to...

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  I Love YOU THIS MUCH

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  I want to flyyyyy like an eagle... spread em for all to see.. flyyyy like an eagle let my meat flaps carry me i want to flyYYYYyYyyyyy

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  This...is where she..came from

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  time to drop an elbow on her mons pubis

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  Dis shit should be told at hight school for every girl.

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  "daddy, can i..." "YOU STAY OUTSIDE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!"

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  Se le va todito!!

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  shit man! :D

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  there's a baby in this picture? O.o

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  i dont think your kids in there darling!!

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  The question before us is where's her clitoris?

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  "daddy, can i..." "YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND STAY OUTSIDE!"

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  baby #2 comin' up!

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  Open wide, now stick your tongue out.

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  What can I say? Lucky old Dad.

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  It's true it will streach a mile before it will tear an inch.

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  Nice photo ruined by her panties

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  I've invented a all natural insect killer. see no bugs in here.

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  lol, its a Pedo test; "what turns you on the most?"

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  If you noticed the baby first... i have some bad news for you

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  PEDO TEST! which one turns you on more?

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  Invitation to a beautiful world.....:)

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  lindsay lohan!

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  god dam jehovah witnesses