I found this under the bed and it looks like I spoiled your little pecker-choppin' emasculation plan. ... Why baby? WHY??

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  I found this under the bed and it looks like I spoiled your little pecker-choppin' emasculation plan. ... Why baby? WHY??

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  Only 24 beers and six bottles of booze left. I just can't chance it.

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  My man said he has a big surprise for me. I wonder what it is?

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  Since you won't cut it, I will. I am tired of finding your hair in my food.