Sometimes you wish Aunt Flo would call before just showing up! (Satyr)

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  Sometimes you wish Aunt Flo would call before just showing up! (Satyr)

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  That's it, I'm done with blondes!!

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  WOW DUDE, that was A HUGE LOAD! (Just came down from upstairs) ... Um, maybe a pregnancy test is in order.

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  Must be English

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  I think that I should have explained it better to your friend when I told her tonight, I am in the mood to meet a woman that is hot and wet.

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  Oh yes brits are! See, here comes a bloke that will close the deal with a pint.

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  yesssss, now youre on the internet!!

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  forgot to shake

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  Got me all lubed up for some baby-makin' !

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  oops a wet queef

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  Sweaty fanny!!!

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  pussy shart

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  gurl is either super horny or just pissed herself....it happens

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  Not English we are not like that !!!

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  Sniff my pants! Guess whether I pissed myself or I'm just glad to see you!

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  there are no words!

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  Mom?

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  that was Funny!!

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  Is...iss that period blood?