I'm limber, my boyfriends strong and I have a long tongue. This may just work.

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  I'm limber, my boyfriends strong and I have a long tongue. This may just work.

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  I knew my girlfriend hated George Bush, but damn!

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  My new girlfriend is a rocket with a powerful a.s.s.